911? Yes hello I'm a24/7 mom

Hello mommies today I am going to post the 911 emergency medical kit for mommies who are on the clock 24/7 and there sanity is plummeting. I understand as a parent we are always on the clock, you can never just clock out but you can always have breaks, "me" time that I believe is crucial to surviving parenthood. Usually my "me" time is here and there once my husband gets home from work. This "me" time varies from taking a little extra long shower, laying down for 20-30 minutes, or some days going to dinner or drinks with friends. Lately though my husband has been working 60-70 hour work weeks to finish a project for a large pharmaceutical company so I allow him to come home and do absolutely nothing, he is fried, he doesn't lift a finger. So now this is almost the third week of this and with a teething baby who is waking up at 5:30 am, a toddler who is full energy and a home to keep up with, this momma is fried. I've been currently binging Grey's Anatomy and I began to think of a mommie medical kit for that burnt out mom, brought to us by Dr. Mcdreamy

 

I imagine arriving to a spa like room, greeted by the one and only Dr.Mcdreamy who immediately orders a round of IV fluids for me.

 (your welcome)

And since McDreamy is the best doctor out there and sees the mombie state I'm in starts the most perfect first IV

Yup this medical kit will do wonders for us burnt out mommies.

Then once I've relaxed and rested my second round of IV is the

give me that push to go back and carry on my mommy duties.

Of course Mcdreamy doesn't send me home empty handed without a mommie prescription

that continues the path to a full recovery of Burnt out Mommie disease.

He hands you a prescription of a wad of cash and a one way ticket to Target to buy that "one" thing we needed there.

 

I'm feeling much better now, and I'm ready to carry on my duty as a 24/7 mom.

 

I know last week I said I would be posting Mommy Shaming pictures but I did not receive as many as I would have liked for a full blog posting, so I am posting the ones I did receive they are wonderful, thank you to the mommys who sent them! Actually I'm posting the ones that my computer allowed to download, a couple my computer refused to allow me to save.