Hello mommies! Not that I even believe any one noticed but I am a day late on posting, sorry about that if you did notice I have been very busy finishing watching The Office (full time job). Anyway as I was looking around my house today and texting my friend about having a boxed wine night Friday here and I started to think about what all Andrew's and my own non-parent friends must think when being over at our baby, toddler zone home. I put myself in their shoes, focused on what their houses or apartments look like and boom I think I got it. Here we go!
"So this is what giving up looks like."
"Crumbs, crumbs are everywhere. Do they ever use a mop, broom, vacuum? Like ever? They could feed a small army of children with all the crumbs everywhere." I can't argue with this one, I promise I do use my broom and vacuum every. single. day but toddler are little cookie monsters. They literally cannot hold a bag of crackers, chips, whatever without the temptation to flip it upside down and spill every last crumb out of that bag then proceed to stomp around in it until my beautiful charcoal area rug looks like the first snowfall. So my apologies, for all my neat freak friends, Lisbet this means you.
"As soon as I leave here I'm picking up a box of condoms."
"There must be toys in every single room of the house, even the bathroom is full of toys. Why does one small child need so many toys? They must be hoarders. Toy Hoarders, maybe TLC will have a show to help them out. I'll nominate them myself."
"Wow the natural scent in this house is I'd say dirty diapers mixed with destinin, goldfish and the febreeze trying to mask everything. Maybe I can open a window when they aren't looking."
"I wonder if they have anything to drink other than milk or apple juice."
"That one kid is eating something out of the couch, might be food, might be a small toy."
"Seriously would not of taken them as hoarders."
I love all my friends to death and am so thankful they love to come over and see my children so I apologize for the mess, just keep filling up your wine glass and you will forget about the mess.
xoxo have a wonderful week mommies
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