Coffee until there is Wine- Real Mommie Thoughts



7 am. "Yup keep it coming, please give me energy today."
          "How am I not use to waking up so early still?"
          "When is mommy's naptime?"
           "Ill just drink this coffee slow so I feel like I have a reason not to move from the couch yet."
          "An IV of coffee would be glorious, than around 5 switch the IV to wine."



9 am. "All these dishes, so. many. bottles."
          "Oh too bad the dishwasher needs ran first."
          "Guess ill just have to wait to do these until that's done. Lord knows I can't hand wash these dishes and bottles, wouldn't want the dishwasher to feel like I'm taking away from his purpose in life right?"

 

10am. Come to my house any time of the day this is usually what I will be in, my pajamas. My kids could care less what I wear and I feel no need to impress the mail lady when she comes to deliver my mail. It is almost bizarre that I have such a shopping addiction since I rarely wear anything but t shirts and yoga pants. My hair is on the top of my head to avoid being ripped out by Jude and lets be honest I do not get the chance to shower every single day, my hair can be a hot mess. Now writing this my husband must really love me.

 

11 am. "Ah yes the babes are both asleep, finally after just now my coffee is kicking in"

 

11:30 am "Both babes are sound asleep, I should get as much done around the house as I possibly can."

               "Butttt... I haven't caught up with the Kardashians in a while."

               "I deserve some time on the couch watching something other than Sofia, Mickey, and Oso."       "Maybe after a second cup of coffee ill do something productive."

 

Noon. "Oh look there's my death bed."

           "Better tackle this before Andrew gets home so he thinks I did something today."               

           "Netflix will get me through this."

           "Is noon on a Monday an acceptable time to drink wine?"    

           "No, better wait til I have to cook dinner, because that's always a struggle."

           "So. Much. Laundry."

 

1pm. "Ah finally a relaxing shower."

         "Was that a kid crying?"

         "I think that was a kid crying."

         "Yep definitely a kid crying."

          "Guess I wont be shaving my legs today."

 





 1:30pm. Ophelia's lunch is all made and ready to go. My thought and I'm pretty sure every single toddler mom's thought, "Can't wait to clean this off the floor in 15 minutes."

 

15 minutes later.......             

2pm- Ah yes, that is exactly the splash of color I wanted for my cream couch. Nothing like scrubbing permanent marker and only making it worse. My only thought "Excuse to buy new couches, this time buy inflatable, plastic."

 



















Lastly, the face every baby, toddler makes when you take away an item they should not have that they find so dear to their heart. For example, a permanent marker.

Now I am ready for wine, pray for me mommies.

xoxo